テキストメッセージで私に電話して、私の電話番号は無料です！

I know what you're thinking. You would love to have my phone number, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you love to talk to me on the phone? Well, I have a little secret for you.

I take lots of naughty photos on my phone and I would love to show you some.

My name is Helena. It's a pleasure to meet you and I would love to introduce you to some of my girlfriends too.

So come a little closer. I don't bite unless you would like me to, so long as you behave properly.