その小さなことはやっとチンポとして数える

What is that thing? That tiny little thing? Oh my god. Oh my god, that's so small.

Do you see how tiny that is? How do you think that they can even put a survey like that?

I can barely see it. Two fingers? The pinkies? Oh my god, like two little pinkies?

You would never even feel that. You need like a Barbie hand. You do need a Barbie hand.

You should be embarrassed of that. Oh my god, I would never take my pants off.